The National College
Sheila Rennick
A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots into the air.
'Why?' asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes toward the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
'I'm a panda' he says, at the door. 'Look it up.'
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
'PANDA. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.'
